Lund Ke Pass Dimag Nhi Hota

Marzi Ka SEX Paap Nai Hota

Ladki Kuwari Ho To Mood Kharab Nai Hota

CONDOM Har Bar Lagana Mere Dost

Q K

CHODte Waqt LUND K Pass Dimag Nai Hota

Bhavishya SMS

College k Boys Toilet Me Likha Tha=Apka Bhavishya Apke Hath MeHai,

Girls Toilet=Apne Bhavishya Me Ungli NaKare.

Choot Me Mobile SMS

GirL=Meri CHUT Me MOBILE Chala Gya He.
VIBRAT Mode Me 2Din Se BAJ Rha He

Dr=Dont Worry
Abhi Nikal Deta Hu

G=Nikalna Mat,
Bas BATERY
Charge Kr Do.

Sadhu Aur BRA

Ek Sadhu Gali se Ja rha Tha.
Uske upar BRA Aa Giri.

Sadhu=Hey Prabhu!
Ye Teri Kaisi Lila He?
Aam Koi Or Chus rha He Aur Chilka Hum Par Fek rha He.

Pregnant Wife Ke Sath Sex

Admi=Agar Wife Pregnant Ho To Kis Month Tak SEX Kr Skte He?
Dr=Jab Tk Bacha Andar Se CHEEKH Kr Na Kahe "MADARCHOD"Bas Kr,Kya Meri B Gand Marega?

Yahi Ungli Uske Muh Me Dunga

Dr Mariz k Gand me ungli dal dia
Ek ne pucha =Dr Sahab ye kya ker rahe ho?
Dr = Mariz ko ulti kara raha hu

Mr = Aise kaise?

Dr = Yahi Ungli uske Muh me dunga

Tissue Paper

Agar Tum Ek Roomal Ban Ker Kisi ke Aanso Nhi Ponchh Sakte
To Koshish Karo Aisa Tissue Paper Ban Jao Jo Logo ki Potty Saaf Kar Sake.

Sawari To Mat Girao

Wife : Jara dhire karo, shatabdi kyu chala rahe ho,
Husband : Toh Maalgadi Chalau Kya,
itne me beta bed se niche gira aur bola
Jo Marji Chalao par sawari to mat girao.

Sex Descriprition In Sanskrit

SEX DESCRIBED IN SANSKRIT-
Adharm ChumanGolam Chusam
Hastam GolamDabe Dabe
Tangam ChiramLingam Dalam
Sarva MastiMaze Maze

Dr Banega

Maa-Beti wo Ladka Lafanga Hai, Mat Mila Karo Usse
Beti-Maa, Wo Dr Banega
Usne Meri Wo Bimari Thik Kardi, Jis Se Muje Hr Mahine Bleeding Hoti Thi

Bra Ka Size

Pati Patni Ke LiyeBRA Kharidne Gaya..
Sales Girl- Size Kya Hai.?
Pati Bole- Madam Aab Samajhlo..
..'Pakdo To Andaa, Chhodo To Omlet

ALL IZ WEll

Jab Wife Ho Out Of contrl,Pant ko Tu ApnaKhol.Chum k Tu UskiHole,Dal De Tu Apna Pol.
Lund Ghusa, Chuchi Daba,Gand Maar k Bol,
"ALL IZ WEll

Maa Chudaye Aisi Holi

(Sent By Friend)
Fagun me jab ayi HOLI,
ek chut jhom ke boli,
koi mere sath bhi khele HOLI,
lundo ne banai toli,
raat bhar chut tatoli,
subah uth ke chut boli,
Maa Chudaye aisi Holi

Topa Suja Liya

(Sent By Friend)
Mudaat Se thi Jin Ki chut Ki Aas.
Deedar-E-Choot Ko Dil Me Daba Liya,
Kisi Ne di Khabar Unke Chudne Ki,
Itni Maari Mutth Ki Apna Topa Suja Liya .

Tum Meri Zindgi Ho

(Sent By Friend)

Husband to Wife:Tum meri zindgi ho aur...

WIFE-Aur KYA? Tell me Aur Kya?

{Wife shouted) Tell me aur kya?

Husband- aur maa ka bhosda aisi zindgi ka!!!

Nishaniya

Boy=Ab Humare Bich kuch Nhi Raha.
Meri Nishaniya Mujhe wapas de Do.
Premika C0ndom ki Tokri de k Boli=Le Kutte, Isme Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le..

Sadhu Adult Movie

Sadhu Adult Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Movie Dekhte Hue Hans Para.
Bhakt=Kya Hua Guru?
Sadhu=Aaj 20 Saal Bad Mera Khada Hua Hai.
Bhakt=Guru Apne Mera Pakda Hai.

Phenyl Ki Goliya

Teacher=Ladkiyo ke PESHAB Me Ladko ke PESHAB Se Zyada BADBU Q Aati Hai?
Santa=Qki Ladkiyo Me Ladko Ki Tarah Neeche 2 PHENYL Ki Goliya Nahi Hoti Hai

Gay Hoon Le Lo

Kisaan Ghayal Tha.
Logo ne Pucha=Kya Hua?
Kisaan=Mai Anaaj Bech raha Tha"GEHOON LE LO".
Waha Ladko ne Ise Invitation Samjha-"GAY HOON LE LO".

Koi Mil Gaya

KOI MIL GAYA ka JAADU Married PREITY ZINTA.

Dusre Din PREITY=Jaadu kal Raat Tumne kuch kiya Q nhi?

JAADU=Dhoop..